gagortion

abortion. Mispronounced as if by a child. Etymology: "Mr. Show with Bob and David." A small child (Bob) enters a room where a doctor tells his mother 'you can't have an abortion, your son is already four years old.'

The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"

abortion after the fact.

A joke in which the punchline is completely ruined before its arrival.

through a freakish coincidence in human genetics your uterus and stomach have intertwined thus enabling you to throw up the life growing inside